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soulsearcher33

Out of all the times i’ve seen this I never paid this any attention until now. WHERE IN THE WORLD DID THE THE GUY WITH TWO DIFFERENT SOCKS ON GO?? HE JUMPED IN THE AIR AND DISSAPEARED????????

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The guy in the black socks knees bend right as the guy with two different socks jumps and disappears... I think he picked him up and ran out of the room 😭

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Just like in scooby doo

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natalieironside

Shout out to trans women who aren’t computer scientists or musicians or avant-garde artists or whatever.

Shout-out to tgirls who work at Taco Bell. Thank u queen, society would collapse without you

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Over twenty years ago my big brother got me a job at a Taco Bell in the St. Louis suburbs-West County. He warned me that it was the “gay Taco Bell”, but since I was coming from the “gay Howard Johnson’s” I wasn’t shocked. It turns out it was the black trans women Taco Bell complete with black trans women in management. And they’d worked out an arrangement with the local teen Narcotics Anonymous group so that twice a week we would shut down the drive thru and the dining room and exclusively serve 60+ teens in various stages of recovery. And many of the women I worked with were in various stages of being out or transitioning and they were from all generations from teens to over 50. One woman I worked with had a regular corporate job presenting as a man 9-5 Mon-Fri and then came to Taco Bell and worked 6pm -2am Friday and Saturday night so she could be herself surrounded by other black transwomen in those stolen weekends. And we had customers come from all over the metro area because they knew they could be themselves in the dining room. I only worked there from 1999-2001 but for young me, this was a vital, formative experience. Some of the girls came from north city all the way out to the “gay Taco Bell” on Manchester in west county because they heard it was safe to work there. Like- I know times have changed but they haven’t changed much in 20 years. I’m still convinced that for lgbt youth, finding a job at your city’s version of the “gay Taco Bell” is key to survival.

natalieironside

Thank u for sharing this with us

I literally just got out of bed and got confused because I thought this post was specifically excluding Wendy Carlos for some reason like she's literally all of that and more
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d100 Table of Mediocre Treasure (value: $0-10)

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  1. Roll of antacids
  2. Asparagus tongs
  3. Bagel
  4. Ball of twine
  5. Bent paperclip animal
  6. Bezeling planisher
  7. Book of matches
  8. Bottle of hand sanitizer
  9. Bottle of lemon juice
  10. Bottle of Sovereign Glue with the lid stuck on
  11. Bottle of vinegar
  12. Box of toothpicks (x30)
  13. Breath-freshener strips
  14. Bust of local ruler (pocket-size)
  15. Can (roll d6: Beans, Corn, Chicken Soup, Tomato Paste, Dog Food, Treasure)
  16. Celery-vase
  17. Chapstick
  18. Chalk
  19. Cherry-pitter/olive-stoner
  20. Chopsticks (one pair, reusable)
  21. Chicken bones (2d4)
  22. Clipboard
  23. Coffee mug (boring)
  24. Coffee mug (humorous/novelty)
  25. Coin: brass farthing
  26. Coin: double-headed quarter
  27. Coin: lucky dime
  28. Coin: rare nickel
  29. Collectible figurine (roll d10: 1-7 common, 8-10 slightly rare)
  30. Condom (still in wrapper)
  31. Cool feather (not magic)
  32. Cool rock (not magic)
  33. Coupon for half-price at local tradesperson (see Table of Tradespeople, https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/631120108774948864/)
  34. Date stamp
  35. Decent pen
  36. Decorative gourd (inedible)
  37. Doorknob of unknown origin
  38. Ear candle
  39. Ear plugs
  40. Edible mushroom (non-psychedelic)
  41. Egg slicer
  42. Empty vintage soda can that collectors insist is valuable
  43. Fake gem
  44. Fake mustache
  45. Five dollar bill
  46. Fly whisk
  47. Garden-haxby
  48. Guitar string
  49. Hair pick
  50. Handful of paper napkins
  51. Handful of sauce packets (roll d6: ketchup, mustard, mayo, BBQ, zesty ranch, Goodberry)
  52. Hard-boiled egg
  53. Horseshoe
  54. Humorous novelty headband (roll d4: cat ears, unicorn horn, demon horns, Beholder eyestalks)
  55. Incense (see Table of Scents & Flavors, https://randomitemdrop.tumblr.com/post/631160696571314176/)
  56. IOU from local Orc
  57. Jar (roll d8: spaghetti sauce, salsa, sofrito, dry pasta, marmalade, cocktail onions, glitter, empty but it’s still a pretty nice jar)
  58. Library card
  59. Lint roller
  60. Lunchable
  61. Makeup mirror
  62. Makeup brushes
  63. Nail clippers and file
  64. Novelty rubber dog doo
  65. Opera glasses
  66. Orange Circus Peanuts (3d6)
  67. Packet of gum
  68. Packet of instant oatmeal
  69. Packet of spices
  70. Pad of sticky notes
  71. Pair of socks (roll d10: 1-3 plain white tube socks, 4-6 black dress socks, 7-9 poorly-knitted homemade socks, 10 amusing novelty print socks)
  72. Peanut butter wrench
  73. Political button for locally popular candidate
  74. Political button for locally unpopular candidate
  75. Pop Tart
  76. Protractor
  77. Reading glasses
  78. Replacement shirt button
  79. Runcible spoon
  80. Safety razor
  81. Scrunchie
  82. Selfie stick
  83. Silly-Straw
  84. Slap bracelet
  85. Small wooden crab-mallet
  86. Smelling-salts
  87. Snoring strips
  88. Souvenir hat (roll d12: local harvest festival, local fertility festival, famous traveling musician, famous traveling morality-play, obscure cult-classic traveling morality-play, faraway city, enemy empire, tourist attraction two towns over, local funfair, local baseball team, local rival baseball team, Outer Planes)
  89. Squeaky rubber hot dog
  90. Squeegee
  91. Step-stool
  92. Tape gun
  93. Teabag
  94. Tooth of unknown origin
  95. Tube of acne ointment (roll d4: 1-3 anti-acne, 4 pro-acne)
  96. Turnip-twaddler
  97. Universal ten-silvers-off coupon
  98. Wax flower
  99. Wig (roll d4: Fashionable, Unfashionable, Clown, Rave)
  100. Yo-yo